getting a boyfriend looks easier in movies
"black friday" more like the day where merchandise is sold for what it’s actually worth
"i don’t like garlic bread"
if you had a really terrible phase where you were an offensive little asshole but you know better now i wanna let you know that i’m proud you were able to pull yourself out of that because some people just don’t know when to grow the fuck up but you did
Would you consider a black bean brownie with 5 grams of protein and 7 grams of sugar and a few chocolate chips in it a treat? from Anonymous
Not really I’d consider a real brownie a treat
"Of course there aren’t any gay characters in animated movies! THEY’RE FOR KIDS!"
Yeah! Kids’ movies are supposed to be innoc-
Because telling kids that they can love whoever they want is TOO TERRIFYING AND CONFUSING. But showing them murder, execution, death, frightening images, war, and bullying is just fine.
Not to mention 101 Dalmatians where a crazy woman wanted to SKIN 99 PUPPIES